It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Can u believe that there are nipples that are illegal
plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself
atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me