pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

aintnocassiopeia:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can u believe that there are nipples that are illegal
Nipples

unwavers:

plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me