kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

scntrx:

         

0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

melisica:

You didn’t.
br-e-a-t-h-l-e-s-s:

instagram naathymoretto
horror-movies-vicki-two:

The Shining
kissed-by-razors:

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dw00dz: